Sir Splodge-A-Lot

Monster:
Sir Splodge-A-Lot
Number:
99
N/A
Height:
22cm
Features:
Human-like bottom teeth, button eyes, rounded body
Fur:
Brown fuzzy
Fart Velocity:
El diablo
Phlegm consistency:
Sticky
Description:
This potato looking abomination waddles through life in a perpetual haze of slowness and naivety. This splat-shaped monster is known to be a chaotic clutz, tripping over its own lumpish feet, unintentionally creating a domino effect of chaos and destruction, creating a sickening spectacle wherever its sluggish presence meanders.